Tonight at boxing I got a little “over enthusiastic” with my right hook and punched myself in the face.
“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe”
All of a sudden I need tangerine lipstick in my life.
“As a male writer, do you feel your work distracts from your traditional role of hunting and killing wild animals?”